pack light.
wear comfortable shoes.
keep your passport and money in a safe place.
avoid travelling with sickly-looking individuals.
beware of incoherent strangers.
generate a possible escape route at every new destination.
remember! encounters are rare, but they do happen.
should you or a loved one become infected, contact the local authorities immediately.
due to recent administration, it should be known that the term 'zombie' is politically incorrect.
henceforth, the undead shall be collectively known as 'steve'.
steve will not die without a well-administered headshot. bring a collapsable baseball bat everywhere you go.
should you become 'steve'd', please be sure to eat your children immediately.
remember, their is a high risk of infection when traveling abroad! protect yourself.
Stay alert! arrive alive! beware of steve!
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